Single Scoop: Getting LumberNaughty (Standard, Magic Arena)

Game Plan

The format is not ready for some of the biggest butts in Standard right now...

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Thanks to Walking Bulwark we're able to get down on the ground and start punching with cards like Concealing Curtains and other creatures with Defender. We hope to stall board states long enough for us to deploy Unhallowed Phalanx. Although it's not a defender, we also have other things that care about big butts...

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While format "all stars" like Catapult Captain and Ancient Lumberknot aren't things people usually think about when they mention closers, we can slide under most peoples' radars by doing something cute like sending 13 damage to people by sacrificing our giant toughness creatures to Catapult Captain. We've also got Ancient Lumberknot to help get us over the hill!

Conclusion

This deck is absolutely terrible, but it's so darn funny when you get somebody with it. Who knows? Maybe there'll be more defender synergy as we move forward. This deck is hilariously fun but absolutely terrible for now. It is fun to cheese people out though!

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