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The Worst Creatures in the History of Magic: the Gathering

by SaffronOlive // May 13, 2024

Normally good Magic cards get all the hype, but today we're giving some bad cards their due by looking at the most hilariously bad creatures in the history of Magic: the Gathering.

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