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Why doesn't anyone want to play with me? by altonplaysmagic

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$ 2,309.75
192.05 tix
7 Mythic, 38 Rare, 16 Uncommon, 11 Common

Format: Commander
User Submitted Deck
Deck Date: Mar 30, 2021

Commander
1 Tetsuo Umezawa $ 230.00
Creatures (12)
1 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy $ 21.42
1 Snapcaster Mage $ 64.86
1 Deceiver Exarch $ 0.43
1 Dualcaster Mage $ 0.99
1 Hullbreacher $ 26.96
1 Jace's Archivist $ 4.61
1 Pestermite $ 0.50
1 Notion Thief $ 1.75
1 Coercive Recruiter $ 0.50
1 Keranos, God of Storms $ 8.95
1 Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker $ 22.00
1 Zealous Conscripts $ 1.55
Planeswalkers (3)
1 Dack Fayden $ 28.15
1 Narset, Parter of Veils $ 1.50
1 Chandra, Torch of Defiance $ 8.97
Spells (32)
1 Flusterstorm $ 24.25
1 Lightning Bolt $ 36.99
1 Red Elemental Blast $ 2.01
1 Serum Visions $ 2.04
1 Vampiric Tutor $ 52.99
1 Vandalblast $ 6.00
1 Winds of Change $ 54.95
1 Arcane Denial $ 1.00
1 Braingeyser $ 348.69
1 Counterspell $ 4.99
1 Cyclonic Rift $ 33.99
1 Demonic Tutor $ 53.10
1 Feed the Swarm $ 0.81
1 Fork $ 85.70
1 Lim-Dul's Vault $ 7.98
1 Mana Drain $ 55.10
1 Rakdos Charm $ 0.95
1 Twincast $ 8.92
1 Chaos Warp $ 2.49
1 Dark Deal $ 4.93
1 Kolaghan's Command $ 10.82
1 Toxic Deluge $ 24.95
1 Windfall $ 4.73
1 Cryptic Command $ 25.96
1 Fact or Fiction $ 2.46
1 Past in Flames $ 3.94
1 Force of Will $ 136.25
1 Mystic Confluence $ 4.07
1 Time Spiral $ 259.97
1 Dig Through Time $ 3.48
1 Blasphemous Act $ 3.80
1 Commit // Memory $ 1.55
Artifacts (6)
1 Chrome Mox $ 60.00
1 Sol Ring $ 27.99
1 Soul-Guide Lantern $ 1.39
1 Izzet Signet $ 1.20
1 Rakdos Signet $ 1.42
1 Chromatic Lantern $ 10.09
Enchantments (9)
1 Overburden $ 13.54
1 Underworld Breach $ 7.20
1 Blood Moon $ 14.49
1 Mana Breach $ 3.13
1 Oubliette $ 35.89
1 Phyrexian Arena $ 29.99
1 Rhystic Study $ 43.49
1 Frozen Aether $ 1.70
1 Splinter Twin $ 10.56
Lands (37)
1 Blood Crypt $ 22.93
1 Bloodstained Mire $ 85.00
1 Creeping Tar Pit $ 3.89
12 Island $ 6.48
7 Mountain $ 3.57
1 Polluted Delta $ 104.72
1 Reliquary Tower $ 2.59
1 Scalding Tarn $ 72.39
1 Steam Vents $ 13.28
9 Swamp $ 18.63
1 Training Center $ 7.94
1 Watery Grave $ 13.25
100 Cards Total
Commander
1 Tetsuo Umezawa
Creatures (12)
1 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy 3.71 tix
1 Snapcaster Mage 7.49 tix
1 Deceiver Exarch 0.05 tix
1 Dualcaster Mage 0.77 tix
1 Hullbreacher 58.39 tix
1 Jace's Archivist 0.01 tix
1 Pestermite 0.02 tix
1 Notion Thief 0.27 tix
1 Coercive Recruiter 0.29 tix
1 Keranos, God of Storms 0.89 tix
1 Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker 0.54 tix
1 Zealous Conscripts 0.01 tix
Planeswalkers (3)
1 Dack Fayden
1 Narset, Parter of Veils 0.04 tix
1 Chandra, Torch of Defiance 3.24 tix
Spells (32)
1 Flusterstorm 11.81 tix
1 Lightning Bolt
1 Red Elemental Blast
1 Serum Visions 0.52 tix
1 Vampiric Tutor 1.08 tix
1 Vandalblast 0.02 tix
1 Winds of Change
1 Arcane Denial
1 Braingeyser
1 Counterspell 0.75 tix
1 Cyclonic Rift 0.32 tix
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Feed the Swarm 0.01 tix
1 Fork
1 Lim-Dul's Vault
1 Mana Drain 3.11 tix
1 Rakdos Charm 0.02 tix
1 Twincast 0.01 tix
1 Chaos Warp 2.00 tix
1 Dark Deal 0.03 tix
1 Kolaghan's Command 4.14 tix
1 Toxic Deluge 1.65 tix
1 Windfall 3.23 tix
1 Cryptic Command 5.47 tix
1 Fact or Fiction 0.17 tix
1 Past in Flames 2.79 tix
1 Force of Will
1 Mystic Confluence
1 Time Spiral 4.40 tix
1 Dig Through Time 0.49 tix
1 Blasphemous Act 0.08 tix
1 Commit // Memory 0.02 tix
Artifacts (6)
1 Chrome Mox 3.18 tix
1 Sol Ring
1 Soul-Guide Lantern 0.04 tix
1 Izzet Signet 0.02 tix
1 Rakdos Signet 0.02 tix
1 Chromatic Lantern 0.02 tix
Enchantments (9)
1 Overburden 1.26 tix
1 Underworld Breach 0.58 tix
1 Blood Moon
1 Mana Breach 0.03 tix
1 Oubliette
1 Phyrexian Arena 0.56 tix
1 Rhystic Study 5.69 tix
1 Frozen Aether 0.03 tix
1 Splinter Twin 1.43 tix
Lands (37)
1 Blood Crypt 1.36 tix
1 Bloodstained Mire 13.52 tix
1 Creeping Tar Pit 0.29 tix
12 Island 0.72 tix
7 Mountain
1 Polluted Delta 23.56 tix
1 Reliquary Tower 0.03 tix
1 Scalding Tarn 13.29 tix
1 Steam Vents 1.95 tix
9 Swamp
1 Training Center 5.62 tix
1 Watery Grave 1.01 tix
100 Cards Total
Commander
1 Tetsuo Umezawa 1 Rare
Creatures (12)
1 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy 1 Mythic
1 Snapcaster Mage 1 Rare
1 Deceiver Exarch 1 Unc.
1 Dualcaster Mage 1 Rare
1 Hullbreacher 1 Rare
1 Jace's Archivist 1 Rare
1 Pestermite 1 Comm.
1 Notion Thief 1 Rare
1 Coercive Recruiter 1 Rare
1 Keranos, God of Storms 1 Mythic
1 Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker 1 Rare
1 Zealous Conscripts 1 Rare
Planeswalkers (3)
1 Dack Fayden 1 Mythic
1 Narset, Parter of Veils 1 Unc.
1 Chandra, Torch of Defiance 1 Mythic
Spells (32)
1 Flusterstorm 1 Rare
1 Lightning Bolt 1 Comm.
1 Red Elemental Blast 1 Comm.
1 Serum Visions 1 Comm.
1 Vampiric Tutor 1 Mythic
1 Vandalblast 1 Unc.
1 Winds of Change 1 Unc.
1 Arcane Denial 1 Comm.
1 Braingeyser 1 Rare
1 Counterspell 1 Comm.
1 Cyclonic Rift 1 Rare
1 Demonic Tutor 1 Unc.
1 Feed the Swarm 1 Comm.
1 Fork 1 Rare
1 Lim-Dul's Vault 1 Unc.
1 Mana Drain 1 Mythic
1 Rakdos Charm 1 Unc.
1 Twincast 1 Rare
1 Chaos Warp 1 Rare
1 Dark Deal 1 Unc.
1 Kolaghan's Command 1 Rare
1 Toxic Deluge 1 Rare
1 Windfall 1 Unc.
1 Cryptic Command 1 Rare
1 Fact or Fiction 1 Unc.
1 Past in Flames 1 Mythic
1 Force of Will 1 Unc.
1 Mystic Confluence 1 Rare
1 Time Spiral 1 Rare
1 Dig Through Time 1 Rare
1 Blasphemous Act 1 Rare
1 Commit // Memory 1 Rare
Artifacts (6)
1 Chrome Mox 1 Rare
1 Sol Ring 1 Unc.
1 Soul-Guide Lantern 1 Unc.
1 Izzet Signet 1 Comm.
1 Rakdos Signet 1 Comm.
1 Chromatic Lantern 1 Rare
Enchantments (9)
1 Overburden 1 Rare
1 Underworld Breach 1 Rare
1 Blood Moon 1 Rare
1 Mana Breach 1 Unc.
1 Oubliette 1 Comm.
1 Phyrexian Arena 1 Rare
1 Rhystic Study 1 Comm.
1 Frozen Aether 1 Unc.
1 Splinter Twin 1 Rare
Lands (37)
1 Blood Crypt 1 Rare
1 Bloodstained Mire 1 Rare
1 Creeping Tar Pit 1 Rare
12 Island
7 Mountain
1 Polluted Delta 1 Rare
1 Reliquary Tower 1 Unc.
1 Scalding Tarn 1 Rare
1 Steam Vents 1 Rare
9 Swamp
1 Training Center 1 Rare
1 Watery Grave 1 Rare
100 Cards Total

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Deck Primer / Description

Pretty close to full on cEDH. I think I'm missing a few (really expensive) mana rocks and a Wheel of Fortune. Capable of winning on turn three. If you play this list or one like it in a normal game without warning your opponents you're a jerk, and you'll most likely find yourself asking this deck's title question. But hey, some people just want to watch the world burn.

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