Deck Primer / Description

Feel like being a super jerk today? Did you get paired with nothing but Mono white life gain and Slivers? BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A DECK FOR YOU! The entire point of this deck is to frost tap your opponent's entire board, make every card in your deck cost next to nothing, and take boatloads of extra turns. This also runs a shitton of alchemy cards, so take it as you will. I was challenged to by a friend to make as degenerate a deck as I humanly could and this was the result. Go forth now my child, BE A SUPPAH JERK BECAUSE THE QUE DESERVES IT.

Your work horses in the 99 are the following:

Kasmina, Enighma Sage: Planeswalkers are the name of the game here and she helps you get their ult's up and running ASAP. Not to mention she can make BEEFY tokens as well as have your planeswalkers grab your extra turn spells (of which there are 3)

The Reality Chip: Our favorite robot Jellyfish makes this kitty go meow. Knowing your next draw is good enough, but if you can get it equiped with Tami's jorunal on the field, then you can play just about everything from the top of your deck.

Inexorable tide: Get this out as quickly as you can, so loyalty counter's go BURRRRR.

Evolution Sage: Same as above. We've got plenty of ways to get extra lands onboard each turn, so she'll give us that sweet sweet loyalty cheddah.

Hullbreaker Horror: MVP! MVP, MVP. You have cheap spells thanks to the journal, so he can bounce your opponent's ENTIRE field in a matter of seconds.

Spark Double: Can copy Tami and our other legendary all stars. Two Tami's is DANGEROUS as well as two Hullbreakers, ETC.

Luxior, Giada's Gift. This card makes it so our opponent can't directly target our planeswalker's with attacks. Get to this card as fast as humanly possible, even take a muligan or two if you can afford it.